Maybe because my first two friends are sick.

Maybe because my 3rd friend is depressed.

Maybe because my 4th 5th 6th and 7th friends dont invite me to things.

Maybe because my 8th friend hasnt come up with any ideas.

Or maybe because the one person who I thought would always have time to hang out with me, my number 9, is having a party that she told me about but then didnt invite me to.

Oh yeah, thanks a lot friend number 9.

okay I’m done the pity party. *tosses confetti out the window*